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1. We’d like you to consider going to a witch doctor because frankly, we’re just flat out of things to try.

2. Perhaps you should try a seance.

3. Has anyone suggested underwater surgery to you yet?

4. You might want to consider surgery in zero gravity.

5. Perhaps you should go on a cruise. Just make sure you don’t fall over on that leg… Continue reading

Be the first to comment - What do you think? Posted by admin - August 21, 2010 at 11:37 pm

1. You’re not one of those doctors in training are you? Let me see the chief of staff.

2. Can I get some drugs to go?

3. Would some Viagra be out of the question?

4. If you need me to take off my clothes, can you look the other way?

5. I don’t suppose you have any pretty nurses working here, do you?

Be the first to comment - What do you think? Posted by admin - August 10, 2010 at 11:56 pm

1. Doctor office dressing gowns. It would be my luck for someone to see me.

2. Touchy feely doctors. Who needs that?

3. Shots are still painful. That kind of pain gives me the willies.

4. I can live with the pain. I lived with my ex-wife for years.

5. Got better things to do, like watching sports.

6. Cold doctor hands. Don’t they… Continue reading

Be the first to comment - What do you think? Posted by admin - July 7, 2010 at 6:38 am

1. And did you get the license plate number of the truck that hit you?

2. Have you looked in the mirror?

3. And can you explain what we found in your blood system?

4. Do you remember who you are yet?

5. Do you remember what year it is yet?

6. How many of me do you see this time?

Be the first to comment - What do you think? Posted by admin - May 31, 2010 at 12:44 pm