Posts Tagged ‘Excuses’

Pacific Beach Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Excuses for Being in a Personal Injury Auto Accident

1. Wrong place, wrong time.

2. Whatever.

3. It was my time, I guess.

4. Celebrities have accidents all the time.

5. It wasn’t my fault.

6. Must have been a full moon.

7. Fate.

8. My horoscope said something bad was going to happen.

9. Should never have gotten out of bed.

10. I knew that was going to… Continue reading

Rancho Palos Verdes Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Worst Excuses for not Having Car Insurance for a Personal Injury Accident

1. I thought I had it.

2. I thought my parents paid for that.

3. You need insurance?

4. I’m sure I have it.

5. I must have insured the wrong car.

6. It was either insurance or have an awesome spring break. What would you do?

7. Dude, I’ll get it later.

8. I had it when I registered the car… Continue reading

Newport Coast Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Excuses for not Seeing Your Doctor After a Personal Injury Auto Accident

1. Doctor office dressing gowns. It would be my luck for someone to see me.

2. Touchy feely doctors. Who needs that?

3. Shots are still painful. That kind of pain gives me the willies.

4. I can live with the pain. I lived with my ex-wife for years.

5. Got better things to do, like watching sports.

6. Cold doctor hands. Don’t they… Continue reading

Rancho Santa Fe Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Lame Excuses for Being in a Personal Injury Auto Accident

1. These things happen, dude.

2. Maybe he’s not even hurt.

3. This was probably one of those set up things. That’s it.

4. Why aren’t you asking him these questions?

5. The car damage tells the whole story. He backed into me.

6. He ran the red light too?

7. The tree blocked my view.

8. How was I to know… Continue reading

El Toro Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Worst Excuses Insurance Companies Use in Personal Injury Car Accident Claims

1. We disagree with the police report conclusions.

2. We believe you over treated.

3. You didn’t seek treatment right away.

4. There is a gap in your medical treatment.

5. The emergency room doctor didn’t note any injury to that part of your body.

6. You didn’t mention any pain to that part of your body when the police asked you questions at… Continue reading

Hesperia Bicycle Accident Attorney?s Top Ten Excuses Insurance Companies Use to Pay Only Some of Your Bills After a Bicycle Accident

1. Your bills are unreasonable.

2. We don’t believe all your treatment was necessary.

3. We think some of your bills are unrelated.

4. We haven’t received all of your records.

5. Your bills don’t have the proper codes.

6. We’re having your bills analyzed.

7. We’ve determined that the reasonable value of your bills is substantially less.

8. We can’t pay… Continue reading

Hesperia Car Accident Attorney?s Top Ten Excuses Insurance Company Adjusters Use to Delay Paying You After an Auto Accident

1. We need to obtain all your previous medical records.

2. We need to have you examined by one of our quacks, I mean doctors.

3. We’d like to take a recorded statement from you and ask you everything that was done on each visit with your doctors so we can pay for only what we think was reasonable.

4. We’d like to ask you the… Continue reading

Hesperia Pedestrian Accident Attorney?s Top Ten Excuses Insurance Companies Use to Question Your Bills After a Pedestrian Accident

1. You’re free to have this matter arbitrated.

2. I’ve been an adjuster for over twenty years.

3. That’s the most we can pay on this type of claim.

4. That’s the most we can pay for that type of treatment.

5. You’re not entitled to pain and suffering for that type of medical service.

6. I’ve spoken with my managers but they’re just… Continue reading

Hesperia Truck Accident Attorney?s Top Ten Excuses Insurance Companies Use to Avoid Paying Your Bills After a Truck Accident

1. Since you weren’t wearing a seat belt, that’s not a bill we can pay.

2. Since you didn’t see a doctor for some days, that’s not a bill we believe we have a responsibility to pay.

3. Since you didn’t complain about pain in that part of your body when you were seen the very first time, we can’t accept bills for treatment of that symptom.… Continue reading

Hesperia Motorcycle Accident Attorney?s Top Ten Excuses Insurance Company Adjusters Use to Delay Paying Bills After a Motorcycle Accident

1. Our photocopy service hasn’t been able to copy all of your medical records yet.

2. We’re still investigating your accident.

3. We’re having our special investigative unit look at the claim you’ve submitted.

4. We’re waiting for your doctors to complete the report forms that we’ve sent them.

5. We don’t feel that the doctor bills match up to the treatment performed.

6… Continue reading

Desert Hot Springs Business Attorney?s Top Ten Sarah Palin Excuses for Failing in Business

Here is Desert Hot Springs Business Attorney Sebastian Gibson’s Top Ten:

1. Partner falls asleep a lot.

2. Not mavericky enough.

3. No one in Alaska has any money now that the price of oil is down.

4. Turkey gaffe ruined reputation for intelligence.

5. Katie Couric.

6. That old gag by the disc jockeys pretending to be the President of France.

7… Continue reading