Posts Tagged ‘Things’

Santa Barbara Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Best Things to Avoid on the Road to Prevent a Personal Injury Car Accident

1) Your mother in law.

2) Mattresses

3) Row boats.

4) Police cars.

5) Fire engines.

6) Kangaroos.

7) Pot holes the size of New Hampshire.

Other cars.

9) Sofas

10) Snow plows.

Here are ten useful tips of advice from a personal injury lawyer to follow if you have been in an accident. You can also learn… Continue reading

Malibu Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Things You Do not Want to Hear an Insurance Company Say After a Personal Injury Car Accident

1. We’ve never heard of you.

2. When did you send in your payment?

3. That’s not an insured car.

4. Family members are excluded.

5. That’s not a covered use.

6. The police have determined you’re at fault.

7. Our own investigation has determined you’re at fault.

8. While you were drunk, you admitted you were at fault.

9. We’re… Continue reading

Apple Valley Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Stupidest Things to Say to the Emergency Room Doctor After an Accident

1. You’re not one of those doctors in training are you? Let me see the chief of staff.

2. Can I get some drugs to go?

3. Would some Viagra be out of the question?

4. If you need me to take off my clothes, can you look the other way?

5. I don’t suppose you have any pretty nurses working here, do you?

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San Fernando Valley Motorcycle Accident Lawyer?s Top Ten Things to Do After a Motorcycle Accident

1. A wine and food festival in San Diego.

2. The La Quinta arts festival.

3. An art walk in Little Italy in San Diego.

4. The taste of the Gaslamp in San Diego.

5. The festival of the arts in Laguna Beach.

6. Opening day at the Del Mar racetrack.

7. The tiki beach festival in Belmont Shore in Long Beach.

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Torrance Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Stupidest Things People Do in the Emergency Room After a Personal Injury Car Accident

1. Fail to hear their name being called as they talk on their cell phone for six hours straight.

2. Light up a cigarette despite all of the no smoking and oxygen warning signs.

3. Offer a bribe to go to the front of the waiting list.

4. Order pizza to be delivered.

5. Make jokes about the nurses and get overheard.

6. Use… Continue reading

San Fernando Valley Pedestrian Accident Lawyer?s Top Ten Things to See After a Pedestrian Accident

1. The Palm Springs film festival.

2. St. Patrick’s Day celebrations.

3. A Temecula wine tasting event.

4. The Del Mar solstice wine and food event.

5. A Greek festival in Redondo Beach.

6. The Malibu arts festival.

7. San Diego’s east village walk.

8. The taste of Newport Beach.

9. The fiesta in Little Italy, in San Diego.

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Fountain Valley Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Things Doctors Do to Annoy You at the Hospital After a Car Accident

1. Hide.

2. Disappear.

3. Never show.

4. Spending more time with the nurses than with the patients.

5. Asking, “So how are you feeling today?”

6. Calling you by the wrong name.

7. Reading your chart and mumbling, “That’s not right.”

8. Reading your chart and saying, “Oh oh.”

9. Reading your chart and saying, “Yikes.”

10. Reading your… Continue reading

La Mesa Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Things You Least Want to Hear Paramedics Say After an Auto Accident

1. Do you mind if we stop at a liquor store?

2. We’re lost.

3. This is the wrong hospital.

4. Do you mind if we pick up my dry cleaning?

5. We’re going to go to the drive thru. Want anything?

6. Do you mind if we pick up some other passengers?

7. Are you in a rush?

8. Oh oh.… Continue reading

Carson Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Things People Wish They Hadn?t Done After an Auto Accident

1. Dared the police officer to arrest them.

2. Insulted the other driver before they noticed how big he is.

3. Asked the ambulance paramedic for a hot oil massage.

4. Asked the police officer if he would like a drink.

5. Lied about who was driving.

6. Threatened to sue the police officer.

7. Resisted arrest.

8. Had a couple of… Continue reading

San Luis Obispo Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Best Things to be Wearing if You Have a Personal Injury Car Accident

1) Sexy clothes in case the police accident investigator is the opposite sex.

2) Clean underwear in case you go to the hospital.

3) Anything but a bathrobe.

4) A neck brace.

5) Protective goggles.

6) Glasses, if you need them.

7) Your hair piece.

Shoes.

9) An “I gave to the police benevolent fund” insignia.

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Laguna Niguel Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Worst Things to Say to Police After a Personal Injury Car Accident

1) It was my evil twin brother who did it.

2) The other driver motioned for me to go through that stop light.

3) Everyone else was going ninety.

4) That car isn’t even mine.

5) It was an act of God.

6) The wind blew me into her.

7) What makes you drink I’ve been thinking?

Aliens forced me to… Continue reading