Posts Tagged ‘Worst’

Rancho Palos Verdes Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Worst Excuses for not Having Car Insurance for a Personal Injury Accident

1. I thought I had it.

2. I thought my parents paid for that.

3. You need insurance?

4. I’m sure I have it.

5. I must have insured the wrong car.

6. It was either insurance or have an awesome spring break. What would you do?

7. Dude, I’ll get it later.

8. I had it when I registered the car… Continue reading

Cambria Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Worst Reasons for not Wearing a Seat Belt in a Personal Injury Car Accident

1. Now how am I supposed to drive constricted like that?

2. They’re a pain in the neck, figuratively and literally.

3. What if the car catches fire?

4. I can’t reach the radio with it on.

5. I can’t reach the wine cooler with it on.

6. I read they can cause injuries.

7. I read they can cause infertility.

8… Continue reading

Laguna Niguel Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Worst Things to Say to Police After a Personal Injury Car Accident

1) It was my evil twin brother who did it.

2) The other driver motioned for me to go through that stop light.

3) Everyone else was going ninety.

4) That car isn’t even mine.

5) It was an act of God.

6) The wind blew me into her.

7) What makes you drink I’ve been thinking?

Aliens forced me to… Continue reading

San Clemente Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Worst Things to Tell yourself After a Personal Injury Car Accident

1) It’s just a few bruises and swelling.

2) I can live with the pain.

3) I don’t want the hassle of doctor bills.

4) I’m more worried about my car.

5) I’ve had fractures before. They’re no big deal.

6) I think I’ll just lie down.

7) There’s no reason to involve the police.

I’ll just have a beer before… Continue reading

El Toro Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Worst Excuses Insurance Companies Use in Personal Injury Car Accident Claims

1. We disagree with the police report conclusions.

2. We believe you over treated.

3. You didn’t seek treatment right away.

4. There is a gap in your medical treatment.

5. The emergency room doctor didn’t note any injury to that part of your body.

6. You didn’t mention any pain to that part of your body when the police asked you questions at… Continue reading

Moreno Valley Motorcycle Accident Attorney?s Top Ten Worst Things to Do While Riding Your Motorcycle During an Accident

1. Go into denial.

2. Not accept the reality of what is about to occur and try to limit your risk of injury.

3. Panic.

4. Freeze.

5. Ask your passenger, “Any ideas?”

6. Tell your passenger to jump off.

7. Avoid one car and hit another.

8. Take the full brunt of the impact.

9. Save your motorcycle as the… Continue reading

Dana Point Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Worst Things to Do After a Personal Injury Car Accident

1) Have a couple of drinks.

2) Start taking Valium.

3) Head for the nearest bar.

4) Push the car into a lake.

5) Tell the police it was an Act of God.

6) Pretend to be injured.

7) Pretend to be stupid.

Announce to the police, “I just caused an accident. I’m going to Disneyland.”

9) Have another accident.… Continue reading

Palm Desert Auto Accident Attorney?s Top Ten Worst Calls to Make After an Auto Accident

1) Call 911 and ask to speak to the President of the United States.

2) Call 911 and tell them you are the President of the United States.

3) A divorce lawyer

4) Pizza delivery to your home. (You’ll be late)

5) Liquor delivery to the scene of the accident.

6) Your insurance agent to try to buy insurance belatedly.

7) The other… Continue reading

Palm Desert Bicycle Accident Attorney?s Top Ten Worst Places to Go After a Personal Injury Accident

1. Into the car that hit you to light a cigarette if you smell gas.

2. The liquor store.

3. Disneyland.

4. A bicycle shop to see the cost of a new bike.

5. Swimming with a head injury.

6. A bad hospital.

7. A bad doctor.

8. A veterinarian.

9. Flying off your bike and into traffic.

10. Into… Continue reading

Palm Desert Car Accident Attorney?s Top Ten Worst Things to Tell the Police After an Auto Accident

1. You need a drink.

2. You’re underage.

3. You’re unlicensed.

4. You stole the car.

5. You just came from another accident you caused.

6. You’re thinking of becoming a cop so you can drive with the siren on and avoid these accidents.

7. You hate authority.

8. To lock you up and throw away the key.

9. You hit… Continue reading

Palm Desert Motorcycle Accident Attorney?s Top Ten Worst Things the Police Can Tell You After a Bike Accident

1. That bike is trashed.

2. You should have worn a helmet.

3. We’re calling a priest.

4. Your passenger is blaming you.

5. Your motorcycle insurance lapsed.

6. Your lawyer doesn’t want to speak with you.

7. Your motorcycle gang says they don’t know you.

8. Your mother disowns you.

9. Spread eagle against the hood of the police car.… Continue reading