Pacific Beach Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Excuses for Being in a Personal Injury Auto Accident
1. Wrong place, wrong time.
2. Whatever.
3. It was my time, I guess.
4. Celebrities have accidents all the time.
5. It wasn’t my fault.
6. Must have been a full moon.
7. Fate.
8. My horoscope said something bad was going to happen.
9. Should never have gotten out of bed.
10. I knew that was going to… Continue reading
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‘He’s trying to kill me,’ cop says in video
‘He’s trying to kill me,’ cop says in video
AUBURN — A Lisbon man who rammed two police cruisers and chased a third one with a dump truck wasn’t aware of what he was doing because of his war experience and a brain injury, his lawyer said Tuesday.
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Santa Barbara Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Best Things to Avoid on the Road to Prevent a Personal Injury Car Accident
1) Your mother in law.
2) Mattresses
3) Row boats.
4) Police cars.
5) Fire engines.
6) Kangaroos.
7) Pot holes the size of New Hampshire.
Other cars.
9) Sofas
10) Snow plows.
Here are ten useful tips of advice from a personal injury lawyer to follow if you have been in an accident. You can also learn… Continue reading
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Detroit Car Auto Accident Injury Lawyers Attorneys
Detroit Car Accidents Injuries Explained by www.DreamLegalTeam.com, as part of their “Legal Straight Talk” video series by real personal injury lawyers and attorneys… Continue reading
Rancho Palos Verdes Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Worst Excuses for not Having Car Insurance for a Personal Injury Accident
1. I thought I had it.
2. I thought my parents paid for that.
3. You need insurance?
4. I’m sure I have it.
5. I must have insured the wrong car.
6. It was either insurance or have an awesome spring break. What would you do?
7. Dude, I’ll get it later.
8. I had it when I registered the car… Continue reading
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Atlanta Georgia Bike Accident Injury Lawyer
Visit www.garymartinhays.com Bicycle Safety Gary Martin Hays & Associates is dedicated to reducing bicycle injuries through public education and providing free bike helmets. The statistics show that the simple precaution of wearing a helmet is critical to reducing needless injuries: – Two out of three bicycle deaths happen to children younger than 15. – 1 in 8 cyclists with reported injuries has a brain injury… Continue reading
Malibu Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Things You Do not Want to Hear an Insurance Company Say After a Personal Injury Car Accident
1. We’ve never heard of you.
2. When did you send in your payment?
3. That’s not an insured car.
4. Family members are excluded.
5. That’s not a covered use.
6. The police have determined you’re at fault.
7. Our own investigation has determined you’re at fault.
8. While you were drunk, you admitted you were at fault.
9. We’re… Continue reading
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Cambria Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Worst Reasons for not Wearing a Seat Belt in a Personal Injury Car Accident
1. Now how am I supposed to drive constricted like that?
2. They’re a pain in the neck, figuratively and literally.
3. What if the car catches fire?
4. I can’t reach the radio with it on.
5. I can’t reach the wine cooler with it on.
6. I read they can cause injuries.
7. I read they can cause infertility.
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Apple Valley Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Stupidest Things to Say to the Emergency Room Doctor After an Accident
1. You’re not one of those doctors in training are you? Let me see the chief of staff.
2. Can I get some drugs to go?
3. Would some Viagra be out of the question?
4. If you need me to take off my clothes, can you look the other way?
5. I don’t suppose you have any pretty nurses working here, do you?
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Torrance Personal Injury Lawyer?s Top Ten Stupidest Things People Do in the Emergency Room After a Personal Injury Car Accident
1. Fail to hear their name being called as they talk on their cell phone for six hours straight.
2. Light up a cigarette despite all of the no smoking and oxygen warning signs.
3. Offer a bribe to go to the front of the waiting list.
4. Order pizza to be delivered.
5. Make jokes about the nurses and get overheard.
6. Use… Continue reading